Chateau Quéribus is one of the Cathar castles that fell to the King of France/Rome Pope during the early 13th Century Albigensian Crusade. After what is now south France was rolled up into French territories, Louis IX (the “saint”) ordered the fortress and many other former cathar castles manned to guard his new border against Spain. In those days, the French-Spanish border ran not far south of the Aude Valley.

Sixty-some cathars manned the fortress during its final days during the crusade. Louis reduced that number to about 20. By the 16th Century, seven lucky souls were exiled to wind, sun, and drought in order to guard the castle.

On clear days, you can see the Mediterranean from the castle walls.

Chateau Queribus from across the Aude Valley (Forca real)

Chateau Queribus, seen from across the Aude Valley, sits on the pimple-like promontory of the ridge.

Chateau Queribus from Cucugnan

Here's a view the chateau from the other side of the ridge.

Queribus looks down on mountaintops across the Aude Valley

Queribus looks down on mountaintops across the Aude Valley. Scott, who has late-onset vertiginophobia, hated the drive up from the town of Maury, seen at the valley bottom in this photo. We're not sure what the Michelin-map abbreviation Grau stands for, but guess something like "KEEP AWAY FROM THE OUTSIDE EDGE OF THE ROAD!"

Defenders of Cathar Queribus would have seen the enemy coming from miles away

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Gaston created a wee movie of our drive through the Gorges de Galamus. I filmed, and because I was too busy the first time through keeping the iPhone sort of steady, we had to turn around and do it again so I could experience the thrill.

In August, Mimi had promised Gaston a belated birthday lunch in a Michelin-mentioned restaurant that they, and particularly he, had enjoyed the last time they were in the area, so after a week of settling in, abiding by their prescribed two-days-per-week doin’ nuttin’ much, etc., etc., she called the restaurant at 11:30 this morning.

The conversation (translated):

Bzzzz, bzzzz. Bzzzz, bzzzz.

Recording: The House of Terroir [Editor comment: Terroir, not Terreur], a place to sample—

Restaurant: Bonjour; La Maison du terroir.

Mimi: Bonjour, Madame. I would like to make a reservation.

Restaurant: Ah, yes? For when?

Mimi: For tomorrow at lunch, if that’s possible.

Restaurant: No, that isn’t possible.

Mimi: No? – !

Restaurant: No, after dinner service this evening we close forever.

Mimi: Forever? – !

Restaurant: Yes, forever.

Mimi: But that’s unfortunate, that is.

Restaurant: Yes, that’s true.

Mimi: Well, would a reservation for today be possible?

Restaurant: Yes, but only for lunch time/noon. [In French, lunch time and noon are eponymous. Which can be confusing. But says all one needs to know about how the French consider the punctuality of their midday meal as sacrosanct.]

Mimi: At noon? How about at noon and 30?

Restaurant: Yes, that would be fine.

Yada yada, reservation details. Gaston races around to unearth the information booklet for our rental with our local telephone number.

Hang up.

Mimi turns to Gaston: “We’re having lunch there today. In 50 minutes.”

Of course, it having been two years since they drove that route, Mimi has underestimated the amount of time it would take to drive the 80 kilometres to Maury. In the rain. With flotillae of German/Dutch/North American camper-driving tourists plugging secondary highways. And there are the little difficulties of the Col du Portel (Portel Pass) and the Défilé de la Pierre Lys (Pierre Lys/Lily Stone Defile—though what the difference is between a defile vs a gorge is a mystery to me) en route, which further slows things.

Mimi and Gaston arrive at the restaurant precisely 30 minutes late. They are seated graciously and without comment. The hour (1:00) pre-empts their ability to select either of the set menus, and so they are required to order à la carte.

Not having access to Visa statements from last summer’s sojourn in Paris, Mimi cannot say for certain if this is the most or the second-most expensive lunch she and Gaston have ever enjoyed. Possibly second-most, but likely only due to the somewhat more-favourable exchange rate.

Regardless, it may be the last meal out this trip.

Bonne fête tardive, Gaston. I’m glad you enjoyed it.

 

Although we’re off in the woods by ourselves, we can see our nearest neighbours’ residence through the trees. It is situated at the very end of the laneway, requiring them to pass the house to and fro en route to work, groceries, lunch, dinner, etc. In fact, I believe their farm buildings mark the location of the original Montplaisir that (apparently) shows up in records 1000 years ago. Back then, the farm was probably fortified.

We were graced by a visit by neighbours a few days ago. I don’t know if they are from the farm, as our conversation didn’t get that far. Two ladies came up to the edge of the terrace, staying just outside the string of (non-charged) electric fencing that keeps the free-range livestock off the terrace and away from the potted plants: one had grey–white hair, the other, dark. They stood there being extremely polite and French for several minutes at least before I noticed them through the kitchen window and went out to introduce myself.

We’d hardly begun our conversation when their companion—a guy—came charging up the hill from the wood, swinging his limbs, shouting, making a fuss. I have no idea what his problem was: perhaps he doesn’t like all these foreigners in the area; perhaps he’s part of the group of farm folk who string electric fences across the hiking trails/ancient rights of way that link village to village on our hill; perhaps he didn’t like not being the centre of attention; perhaps he perceived me as being a threat to his women.

Whatever. He was clearly in testosterone mode, braying away at the top if his voice, flapping and posturing.

I thought for a moment that he was going push right through the fence.

But Gaston—our hero—came to the rescue.

Emerging from the house onto the terrace, he said in his manly way:

“Hey! That’s quite enough of that. You be quiet. Eat some grass. Enjoy the view. And let the rest of us have some peace.”

And that was that. The Guy shut up, backed down, turned away. The ladies just continued looking at all of us as if astonished at the lack of manners just displayed.

These “neigh”bours are the local free-range donkeys.

And it just goes to show that, no matter where you go, no matter how far you travel to get there, no matter how remote and isolated a refuge you seek out, there are jack-asses everywhere.

jackasses yes

Having simply a rotten time here in south France. The weather has been consistently about 32° C everyday, we’ve managed to sample only four varieties of blanquette de Limoux, have felt compelled to spend two full and two half days doing pretty much nul, and Gaston forgot both his telescoping umbrella to shelter himself whilst out walking and the cable that would allow either of us to hook our i-machines up to the sound system here at Montplaisir.

Whoa! woe are we.

However, we’ve decided to improve our touring efficiency to make up for the slow start, and en route back to the house from filling the trunk of our car up with my favourite wine in the Minervoix, we packed four chateaux into one single site visit. Yes, once again, I dragged Gaston up yet another pog—this time to check out the multitude of Lastour castle—in the heat of the day after sweltering in the car for hours. Further, by the time we arrived (We’re here!), the crowds had left the site to us and the light was turning its buttery-gold evening glow.

 

 

 

 

 

 

chateaux lastours

Three of the ruinous Lastour castles, perched on the edge of the Languedocienne plain north of Carcassonne.

Two years on, and we’re finding not even rural France remains frozen in time. C’est dommage, mais, ça, c’est la vie. The commune of Mirepoix is extracting value from its forests this past summer: stands throughout the area have been harvested, and the logs are piled alongside the highways awaiting trucks with Big Claws to cart them away. The village of Camon has ripped out its poplar plantations and replaced them with vines.

The bakery in Chalabre has closed and is for sale. This is of particular sadness to us, as it was a regular morning croissant stop for us last time we were in the area and were en route to points south and east. Now the tabac—the French version of the convenience store—next door has taken on the role of dépôt boulangerie to serve the needs of the community, but, really, it just ain’t the same as bread fresh from the oven.

Further, our favourite baker in Mirepoix, Cédric Diant, across the laneway from le Relai hôtel, has timed his annual vacation to coincide with our vacation. We have to wait almost half of our holiday to experience once again his fabulous pain d’autan (traditional bread), pastries and chocolates. Fortunately, the “Sweet Sin” (la Péché Mignonne) bakery on the other side of the ring road around the city’s historic centre is open. Not quite as amazing, but amply adequate. We particularly enjoy their photo album of the reconstruction of Saint-Basil’s cathédral au chocolat: fait du 70 kg du chocolat, 120 heures du travail, et one tonne de la passion (made with 70 kg of chocolate, 120 hours of work, and one tonne of passion).

fish stand, marchéveg stand, marché

Sadly, the musical-instrument man no longer sells at the Sunday Esparaza market, to Gaston’s dismay. No further access to croaking frog-drums or wooden-clatter birdsong makers. And the herb-and-spice seller at the Monday Mirepoix market has also moved on. In fact, finding herbes de Provence has become something of a challenge.

And the cheese-and-saucisson seller with the blond highlights at the weekly Esperaza/Mirepoix markets has passed the torch—at least temporarily—to a young Basque woman.

chateaux lastours

Of further tristesse, is the old, old bouvier de Flandres dog owned by Madame Vènes at our favourite Minervoix winery was hit by a car last December, and no longer welcomes us or anyone with a wag of the tail and a flop-down nearby, followed shortly thereafter by the appearance of madame. “He was my doorbell, my claxon,” she told me. “Even before anybody drove up or rang the bell to take a tasting or anybody knew a customer had arrived, he would search me out and bark to alert me that someone was coming.”

Now madame has to make do with a young South Korean woman interning at the winery for the next six months to guard the office and let her know when customers have arrived to sample the fabulous nectar produced by the estate. In 2005, Massamier-la mignarde produced the “best wine in the world” in the Syrah–grenache–mourvedre category, according to the vignerons of France. Having sampled that vintage the last time we were in the area, I must say, it was very fine.

Blanquette de Limoux
In the midst of pre-supper aperitifs, she turns and pours half of a glass of blanquette of Limoux into a tumbler on the table.

“We must keep some for the gravy,” she whispers conspiratorially, in response to his raised eyebrows.

He giggles.

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An hour later, when he is preparing the evening’s salad, she notices that he is trying to peel the carrots with the non-blade side of the veggie-peeler.

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Chicken marinated in balsamic vinegar with fresh herbs, served with a Dijon and blanquette sauce, herbed rice and a green salad of (at last!) carrot curls and tomatoes.

So Day 2 in Paradise wound down.